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I write funny stories about the stupid crap that happens to me every day.
 
I’ve never made out with anyone underneath mistletoe. To be fair, if I’m at a friend’s home I’m not going to attack his wife because she happened to walk by the......
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Let’s face it – everyone’s family is nuts. Yes, even yours. And I don’t mean your twice-removed aunt that shows up on Christmas Eve clearly off her meds. Even......
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 I just put my new fake tree together.By accident I had left my old fake tree at the ex-girlfriend's place. It was a cool fake Christmas tree, too. Tall, but thin. It......
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Nobody is neutral about social media. All of us fall into one of three categories. I think we can all agree that the I’m-not-on-social-media-guy is a little too proud......
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If these guys are doing that tandem skydiving acrobatic thing, they forgot their parachutes.I needed more guy friends.One of the bummers of turning forty is that almost......
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I just blocked someone on social media. This person owed me money. Quite a bit of money. Since I assume nobody is out to screw me over, I gave them a wide berth in......
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I almost met Paris Hilton once. About fifteen years ago I was working as a marketer for a beer company. I toured around the country working with local distributors to......
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Humor blogger (and my writing partner) Allison Arnone joins us for a discussion about online dating, social media, politics, and why her parents bought her at age 8 a......
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The voice echoed from behind my right shoulder and I was surprised to hear my name. I stopped and spun around. My friend Justin was walking his youngest son Jude to his......
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Allison Arnone just celebrated a birthday. While a gentleman never reveals a woman’s age, let’s just say this wasn’t the big 2-1. Personally I find that women......
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Years ago back when I had around seven Twitter followers I made the following joke. Not one person liked or retweeted it. Which is fair because it’s not my finest......
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Are your parents the reason you’re so screwy? You’d better believe it. The author Robert Bly wrote something close to (I’m too lazy to look up the quote), “The......
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Women terrified me until I was twenty-two. Without hyperbole I had a full, blown-out phobia of the fairer sex. Also bees. I can remember in first grade there was a girl......
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Well, even though Allison Arnone is annoyed by me 80% of the time, she temporarily put aside her distaste to pound out another joint advice column. “It’s......
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A friend of mine passed away last month. And while there’s plenty of humor about dying and being dead, I thought I’d take a short stab at writing something less......
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